captainscragg

The owl has no agenda Did you know the owl has no agenda? None. The yellow chimp in the corner stole it and made it into sausages, isn't it strange that way those sausages taste, like pert nipples on a cold winters day, just ripe for the picking, but you mustn't or Marther will see, more kippers for breakfast she'll say, the greasy fish sliding between her loins a small boy laughs at your cat and does a back flip into the circus, where a large penguin called Jim joins him Pat on the other hand is a goldfish and doesn't much care for sausages, he is happy spanking the day away watching the TV, as Harriet enters he changes channel with his hin